To remove a Soap Opera character, treat them as particularly nasty vampires: stake through the heart (wood or silver), decapitate, bathe head and body in holy water, stuff mixture of garlic, holy wafers, silver and small crosses into both neck wounds of head and torso, burn the head and body in separate funeral pyres in bright sunlight, scatter the ashes of each pyre separately far and wide, and even then, watch your back!

How many people out there know "flight of the valkyrie" better as "kill da wabbit"?

If you were to write letters or notes on any paper besides "legal" paper, are you committing a crime?

Are there any Yea-sayers out there?

Why don't bears get bed sores when they hibernate?  Is it only because they don't use beds?

Since wool clothing shrinks when it gets wet, why don't sheep get strangled by their own coats when they get rained upon?

If your last name is Major, and you are a sergeant in the military, will you be accused of impersonating a higher rank?

(here's one for all the Elite Campers in the Lowcountry):  Why do they lead us into the woods to "find the arrow" after they already shot it into the river?

Why do Japanese animators not seem to be able to draw Japanese people?  And what is up with all the hair color and style possibilities?

Why do we still say that we "dial" someone's phone number, when many people out there have never seen, let alone used a rotary phone?

Could you actually use Jay Leno's chin as a snow shovel?

I'm familiar with aardvarks, what other types or versions of 'vark' are out there?

Why do cats seem to be wired to bathe (something) when the base of their tail is scratched?  Could this somehow be used against them?