Do environmentalists drink soy vodka?

If you pull things with a Pulley, why isn't a lever called a Pushy?

Oldy, but goody: if you removed a turtle's shell (or a snail), is it homeless or naked?  And if it's a snail, did you just make a slug??

Is a group of penguins called 'a formal dinner'?  And haven't you always wanted to airbrush a bowtie on one of those little guys?

Is the plural of platypus: platypi?

Are there any pebble-lobsters?  How about boulder-lobsters?

In Nome, Alaska, are garden gnomes encouraged or outlawed?

Why can't I find any B sized batteries anywhere?  Are there also any BB or BBB sized batteries?  Likewise, do they make any size DD batteries..... (wait, I think I know why they don't make those).

Why are they called "eyebrows", if there aren't any other types, like elbowbrows, pinkybrows, toebrows, or lipbrows?

In my opinion, if you were to remove ALL the asterisks from ALL the keyboards in the whole world, you would still not have enough to accurately represent the statistics in baseball today.

Why is the phrase "blind as a bat" when they have rather good eyesight?  How about "blind as a mole", or "blind as a DEAF bat"?

Bit of a peeve with me: Shouldn't Groundhog's Day be more important?  I mean, it affects your life for 6 whole weeks!  Even advent is only 4 weeks long, so why is it only a footnote on the calendar?

How many people know the "William Tell overture" as "theme from The Lone Ranger"?

To remove a Soap Opera character, treat them as particularly nasty vampires: stake through the heart (wood or silver), decapitate, bathe head and body in holy water, stuff mixture of garlic, holy wafers, silver and small crosses into both neck wounds of head and torso, burn the head and body in separate funeral pyres in bright sunlight, scatter the ashes of each pyre separately far and wide, and even then, watch your back!

How many people out there know "flight of the valkyrie" better as "kill da wabbit"?

If you were to write letters or notes on any paper besides "legal" paper, are you committing a crime?

Are there any Yea-sayers out there?

Why don't bears get bed sores when they hibernate?  Is it only because they don't use beds?

Since wool clothing shrinks when it gets wet, why don't sheep get strangled by their own coats when they get rained upon?

If your last name is Major, and you are a sergeant in the military, will you be accused of impersonating a higher rank?